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Couch Test Casting

I'm couch test casting in Hollywood
Couch test casting makes me feel so good
My luck with women is ever lasting
On my office couch, I'm always casting
 
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
The office is open from 8 to 4
Don't care if you can act, 'cause you're just a whore
 
There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus
She kicked me down her body without a fuss
The next girl came all the way from New York City
She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty
 
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Take acting lessons and modeling class
It don't matter, I'll be messin' with your ass
 
The next girl was 9 and needed protection
I got bold and I got an erection
So all you chicks, if you wanna go far
You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star
 
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Lying on your back you say you can act
You're just a slut and that's a fact
 
Couch test casting in Hollywood
Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good
And when I'm through with you baby
There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!
 
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
My office is open from 8 to 4
I don't care if you can act, 'cause you're just a whore
 

Sleep Bandits

We're creepy crawlin' through the night
We're lookin' for some pussy good and tight
Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep
For us to stick our dicks in deep
 
Little Betty wasn't too frisky
When she passed out from the whiskey
Then we gave her knock-out pills
To help us get our thrills
 
Now she's conked out from whiskey and wine
It's time for us to form a line
She was passed out and stripped in bed
We knew that she would give us some head
 
We're the sleep bandits, can you stand it
We're the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I'm a sleep bandit, can you stand it
Sleep bandit, can you stand it
 
First in line came good ol' El
And I say she's starting to smell
Next in line with a rubber came Sickie
Then Red Dog for a quickie
 
After that came Don Scary,
Who said she was a disgrace
On her head he jacked off,
Right on her face
 
After that came Danny Grey
It's been ten years since his last lay
Think of this when you drink up your next brew
Will the next sleepy victim be you?
 
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Sleep bandits, can you stand it
Sleep bandits, can you stand it
 
Next in line came our good buddy Mills
He's the one who brought the knockout pills
After that we charged five bucks
So the whole party could get some fucks
 
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I'm the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Can you stand it
 

Herpes Two

I don't want your herpes two
I don't want your herpes two
And if you give me your herpes two
Bitch, I'm gonna kill you
She went out to buy some slurpees
Two weeks later she came home with the herpes
I'll do more than spank her
On her twat she's got a herpes chancre
She hangs out with a colony of whores
Now she's hosting a colony of scores
I'm gonna give this bitch some slaps
She's now got sores on her piss flaps
 
One thing that is very certain
She's got sores on her beef curtains
The sores are spreading down her legs
They look like some scrambled eggs
She's got pus running down to her knees
You know she's packing a disease
She thinks every sex noodle is a handy
The sores are doing a yankee a doodle a dandy
I don't want your herpes two
(I don't want it either!)
Bitch you belong in a zoo
If you give me herpes two,
Swear I'm gonna kill you
 
She now has herpes
She's got the most
 
I don't want your herpes two
Bitch, you belong in the zoo
If you give me herpes two,
Swear I'm gonna kill you
For all the sleazy guys she has grossed
She is now the local herpes host
I don't want to get no disease
Now she's packing the herpes
Herpes two
Slut, you belong in the zoo
And if you give me herpes two,
I'm gonna kill you
The smell is getting very sour
The infection is growing by the hour
And I don't want no funky disease
Like your junkie disease
I don't want your herpes two,
I'm gonna have to kill you
And if you give me your herpes two
I'll cut you with a pair of rusty scissors too
 

Shocked and Grossed

Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
I'm Shocked & grossed
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
Shoked again
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
I'm throughly shocked
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
Shoked again
I am shocked & grossed to the max
I saw you the other night with a loser
And you wonder why I'm a boozer
I see you give these creeps some screws
And now you pack their name as tattoos
I am shocked & grossed so thoroughly to the max
Because I am shocked & grossed to the max
 
I am shocked & grossed so throughly to the max
I am shocked & grossed out to the max
Every guy I see you with are all creeps or monkeys
And your other lovers are freaks or junkies
And now you act like you don't care
You got stringbeans and spaghetti for you hair
I am shocked & grossed to the max
All over your face I see tons of zits
And to gross me out even more
She's got hairy arm pits
You lost your looks and you lost your charms
You got needle tracks running down your arms
I'm shocked, shocked & grossed
 

Sandwich of Love

It's the sandwich of love,
One below and one above
In the sandwich of love,
Crustin' and grossin'
She hasn't been laid in days,
Now she's covered in Mayonnaise
She's a woman with no soul,
She's got a guy in every hole
 
This is fun and sweet,
We're the buns and she's the meat
In the sandwich of love,
One below and one above
Over her body we shall roam,
Let's hope she used birth-control foam
Even if she didn't who cares,
When we play our musical chairs
 
Crustin', grossin', maxin' etc.
 
It's the sandwich of love
 
It's the sandwich of love
One below and one above.
In the sandwich of love,
Crustin' and grossin'
Come on guys, let's put on a rubber
And dig into her blubber
Duce proves to be crass.
He sticks his dick right up her ass
Sickie does for a mount up front.
He sticks his throbbing sickle in her cunt
Mr. Cant was recovering from mace.
So he sat on her head and jacked in her face
In the sandwich of love,
One below and one above
In the sandwich of love,
Crustin' and grossin'
In the sandwich of love,
One below and one above
In the sandwich of love,
Crustin' and grossin'
O-ho-ho-ho
O-o-o-o-o-o-o O-o-ho-ho-ho
In the sandwich of love,
O-ho-ho-ho
one below and one above
In the sandwich of love
 

Four F Club

Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
 
First you, you gotta find her,
If she's an airhead you never mind her
You search throughout every club in the land
It's better than using your hand
You find yourself a real dumb chick,
Someone to get down on your dick
Then you know what you to do,
You take her home now for a screw
You got to find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
 
Then you got to feel her,
Then you start to peel her
You feel up her booty and you feel up her tits
Make sure she ain't got no zits
Feel her body and you feel her ass.
Make sure she's got a lot of class
Then you know what you got to do,
Take her home for a screw
You got to find her, feel her, fuck her and forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
 
Then you got to fuck her,
If she's got big tits then you suck her
You fuck her for a little while,
Ram it on home now doggy style
Rubbin' and oozin' and maxin',
And squirtin' it right in her face
She's the biggest slut in the place
Then you ball her with her legs in the air
Or on a bed or over a chair
You got to, find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
 
There she is, that big ugly airhead
(She's cuming back). What do we do men?
 
We find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
 
Then you got to forget her,
Pretend you never met her
You point to the fucking door
And say get out of here, you fuckin' whore
Pick up your bra and pick up your blouse
And get the hell out of my house
Pretend you never met her,
It's time to regret her
 
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
There she is.
She's comes back for more.
What do we do men?
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her